Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
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