Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

by CPJester May 13, 2009

Night Watcher

when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.

Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher

by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009

Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy

That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture

by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.

Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy

by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017

Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.

Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.

by voiceofstl March 18, 2021

Sweat watcher

A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles

He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.

by Professor B. December 14, 2021