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jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 2, 2008
mugGet the jefferson county sheriffmug.

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 3, 2008
mugGet the jefferson county sheriffmug.

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

A very big gay lord
You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county
by urban insults June 9, 2011
mugGet the sheriff of rusty bullet hole countymug.

Sheriff

The dude that when stranger's say his name they say "Sheriff"
The sensitive one, the one who cares about their friends.
The one who never gives money when they lose a bet.
The one who thinks he will famous in the future.
The one who dreams of sex in his dreams.
The one who everyone calls him sharife cooper.
The one who think he's the best.
The one who calls every new game "trash"
Sheriff where is my money?
by contract expired March 3, 2021
mugGet the Sheriffmug.

Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024
mugGet the Sheriff of town nowheremug.

Sheriff Landon

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”
by Loly pops June 8, 2021
mugGet the Sheriff Landonmug.

who shot the sheriff

refering a bum hole as a sherriffs badge and shooting your penis into it
do you fancy a game of who shot the sheriff?.. whats that?.. well you bend over and spread your rusty sheriffs badge and i shoot into it
by steakybakey May 29, 2018
mugGet the who shot the sheriffmug.

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