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Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it
"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"
by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015
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L reader

marias waterbottle looks like a 711 slushie cup
by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.
Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."
by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018
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endless reader

When used in “Originator Productions Incorporated”.
Endless Reader is one of a kind game that Comprehensive collection of sight words to learn and play! Interactive puzzles bring the sight words to life! Sentence puzzles reinforce whole word recognition! The Endless monsters demonstrate word meaning and context!
by Menace Too June 5, 2022
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urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.
A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.
by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017
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