suck it easy you skeezy beezy

meaning like, go suck on something you slutty/skanky bitch
but in a nicer way!

like hey, go suck it easy you skeezy beezy.

by T a y y/B August 15, 2007

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"

I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 29, 2017

oma god you suck

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls

look its that one guy that says oma god you suck

by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.

(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!

by sir PEACH June 15, 2004