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meaning like, go suck on something you slutty/skanky bitch
but in a nicer way!
by T a y y/B August 19, 2007
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why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013
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You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020
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sucks to be you

A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.
"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"

"Beats me...sucks to be you".
by Maldez January 9, 2017
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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you suck

you suck andam
by hope schmitt May 6, 2021
mugGet the you suckmug.

you suck

1. Someone is being mean to you
2. You actually suck so bad
3. Your probably doing a rap battle
4. Idk ask Google
Jimmy: You suck
Greg: Stop describing yourself
Jimmy: *Gasp
by Your non-existing friend April 14, 2022
mugGet the you suckmug.

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