Strategic Throw-up

When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.

"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"

by splashiie April 28, 2017

Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017

Strategic Charles

A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.

“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”

by Startegic charles June 17, 2022