Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

by MKULTRA March 30, 2015

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021

Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.

Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.

by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 26, 2016

Squatter

a person who squats while taking a shit and their ass explodes and shit splatters everywhere

bro ayo i never knew you was a squatter thats fucking nasty

by palo da bean November 13, 2023

Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.

That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?

by John525 December 27, 2021

Squatter

(noun)...Looks, acts, smells and is the native Texan, Lizandro Martinez. See also: narcissist (noun), sociopath (noun), emotionally disabled and/or selfish loser

Oh, I know that squatter, he stayes at my place a while and slept with me but then told me he didn't love me, wouldn't pay rent and wouldn't go away

by Nabeelcloud December 01, 2016