young skeez

LOSER! The worst white rapper in history.

Dude, I heard a drunk retarded leprechaun jew rapping, and he sounded WAY better than young skeez, aka gordon crackerjack aka DOUCHEBAG

by Brodonio July 16, 2006

PB Skeeze

A vile creature typically found in the depths of pacific beach. Most often encountered in their natural drunken state, the PB Skeeze will casually project incomprehensible sounds that are sometimes believed to be the mating call of the species. Stumbling, due to the common loss of a shoe, it is not a stable creature. Often traveling in packs, similar to a pot of water buffalo, the flock of Skeeze can easily become aggressive.

She's the kind of girl you take home for a good time, not a long time. She's a PB Skeeze.

by Wandis Limpus August 23, 2016

Skeezing the Dongos

Flaunting your body in such a way as to attract the sexual attention of others, but in an adulterous or otherwise unfaithful manner.

Or

Making a mistake despite your best knowledge suggesting otherwise.

"Is Dave dating again after breaking up with Christy?"

"Yeah, he's been skeezing the Dongos down in Atlantic City for weeks now!"

by Lucius_Greystone December 10, 2022

skeeze fest

A large gathering of "skeezy bucket nuts" or, very easy women with low morals and self worth.

Last night we all had a great time at skeeze fest '06.

by Andy, Brad, Nic, Les, Josh May 15, 2006

Brain Skeeze

When a women has side affects similar to the pain felt by eating ice cream too fast, when she is giving filagio.

"Suck my dick bitch...... oh shit i gots brain skeeze"

by MarkyBoii February 05, 2009

skeez or skeezer

Bar Whore

i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004

Skeeze Waldo

Adj.: when someone refers to someone as a skeeze waldo they are implying this person is skeezy and waldo-ish

:They can be quite sneaky and get lost in a crowd of people very easily

P. noun: Skeeze Waldo

Adj.:
Yo this guys a skeeze waldo.

P. noun:

(Mason): hey whats up dude?
(R. Low): whats up Skeeze Waldo?

In memory of Skeeze Waldo Donatello the raddest mother fuckin box turtle to ever exist..R.I.P

by heyitsthatguy February 14, 2010