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poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.
Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?
by johnny-b December 23, 2006
mugGet the poor man's Porschemug.

Porsche Moment

when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.

if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough
I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner
by AssLicker8497 May 20, 2024
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Porsche

Porsche is litterally one of the most awesome people you will get to know. They are very pretty and really easy going too. They are very funny and will always bring a smile upon your face. They are very sweet and really pretty too. Porsche is one of the people you only get to meet once in a life time and they are a great dancer too.ALSO KNOWS CAT DANCE
PORSCHE IS SO AWESOME
by UrLocalAwesome November 20, 2021
mugGet the Porschemug.

porsche ramirez

yoo Porsche Will run yo shit if you need with her friends and she's so hot like how she's so funny and fun to be around but she's well known as a "poser" but she claims that she is not a "poser" she also says that she has 42 fortnite wins but that's no so true. but remember she is hottttt!! be careful she might steal ur man.
have you seen Porsche ramirez she rockin that thrasher and she was playing fortnite.
by mrs.stealurmans June 11, 2018
mugGet the porsche ramirezmug.

Porsche

A word used to describe a very sexy fit female.
"Holy shit the girl is so porsche"
by Nrocz March 22, 2024
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Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
mugGet the Porsche douchemug.

Porsche

A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.
The transmission fell out of my Porsche again
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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