My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
by TechDeX September 13, 2021
Get the Paragraph parkourmug. These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021
Get the Parkourmug. Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023
Get the Gorilla Parkour Modemug. by KitDaKat July 6, 2024
Get the piko parkourmug. by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018
Get the Parkourmug. The "Running Away" "Martial Art" of using the Urban and Built Environments as a playground or gymnasium, with the aim of trying to try to impress other people and that one day might help the individual evade confrontation, should they be chased through the exact location where they practice.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
"There's a flight of stairs over there? Will I walk down it? Nah. I know Parkour and there's a chick over there! I'll front flip down them and eat the banister, losing my dignity and six teeth in the process. That'll get her attention!"
by RealityCheque84 August 23, 2016
Get the Parkourmug.