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Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).
Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.
by Numerati March 13, 2026
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northwood panthers

Nwhs is a shitty ass school where every white ass bitch has a problem wit you but too scared to tell you in your face . Literally the worst school ever , they make you swim and lifeguards literally just stand there watching you drown it happened to me and another girl they dgaf about you🤷🏽 ♀️. All you white ass bitches need to watch out who you talk shit about cuz the next minute I can drag your ass 🅿️. Jus watch yo back sis . Nwhs is a school where it’s basically all white ppl , all these white ugly ass bitches are always the ones who have to say the most .
northwood panthers is a school where white girls are just scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊
Me : walks on the grass because of a bus evacuation

White bitch: * bumps into you

Me : don’t fucking touch me

White girl: you bumped into me first , do something about it

Me : sis stop I can drag your Dora looking ass , and beat tf out of you 😌
Her: oh shit she right , I’m too scared to confront her

white bitches are just ppl that are scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊
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An alternative to “get your mind outta the gutter”. Especially fitting for when pink panther is involved.
Person 1: “Yo why pink panther all caked up in that ride?”
Person 2: “Get your pink outta the panthers man”
by KirbyWhoSwallowsToes November 9, 2025
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