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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Arashi's Number One Fanboy

A user on Discord who really likes Arashi Narukami but absolutely despises ENStars. He moans a lot for Piers from Pokemon SWSH. One time sent waist pics for 3 dollar Nitro
"Holy Moly Oh My Gosh It's Arashi's Number One Fanboy"
by Kissing Arashi Narukami January 25, 2023
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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that
Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!
by WorldwideJk November 19, 2021
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