Girl:Hey Boy:Yea Girl:will you go out with me! Boy:Why Girl:Because it’s November 4 National ask your crush out day Boy:Cool
by OoffffTheBanana666 November 3, 2019

The day where you are allowed to simp over someone. And you can call them all day because you feel bad for not calling them! SIMPPPP!
e.g: we haven’t called in a while but calling isn’t the best but I’m a simp so oh well
e.g: we haven’t called in a while but calling isn’t the best but I’m a simp so oh well
Non simp: you wanna call
Simp: yeah, I’m a simp today
You a simp cos you don’t even enjoy the calls you just feel bad! SIMPPPP on November 4
Simp: yeah, I’m a simp today
You a simp cos you don’t even enjoy the calls you just feel bad! SIMPPPP on November 4
by Hobnob_23rd November 3, 2020

by Anon023030939393939 November 4, 2023

"man wanna check if my taint is hairy cause it's national check if its hairy day".
"its november 4th my nigga check if ur taint is hairy".
"its november 4th my nigga check if ur taint is hairy".
by Joël king November 3, 2019

by Anonymous 69974 November 4, 2021

by Anonymous 69974 November 4, 2021

by soccer_1196 June 20, 2020
