Moonaman

a creature native to the Earth's Moon in which it's appearance is grey, pentagonal-headed, and human eyes. Their breathing apparatus is located at their necks. (Air gills) These creatures are intelligent and will not attack when found.

Look! I spotted a Moonaman at the moon crater!

by PentiganTheMoonie September 18, 2025

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

Jemiggily-Moonah

A very senior baby, possibly royalty from a faraway land who is both very miggily and a jamoonah.

Jemiggily-Moonah is such a senior baby, look at her blep!

by Barrymeownilow January 2, 2025

bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.

“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”

by Blue Waffle Stack January 2, 2025