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Dick Melon 

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

Devil's Melon 

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.
Devil's Melon by lynxyn November 1, 2019

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon 

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"
An amazing friend, always there no matter what. The most beautiful woman. WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER. Melondy can multi-task like no other. Funny, Smart, and just all around good person.
Melondy is a great person!
Melondy by agoodfriend87 February 2, 2010
The most amazing girl in the world who is (sometimes) smart and funny and beautiful
you will know when you see her: Melonee
Melonee by dylloop July 7, 2011

Melonwank 

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.
"You're such a melonwank"
Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009