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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.
Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!
by anonymous April 24, 2025
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