National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

Marius

A guy with either scandinavian or romanian ancestors.

he typically has a smaller than average dick due to the european climate

that guy is such a marius (either is from scandinavia or romania or he has a small penis. it can also be both)

To have to much fcking luck in every fcking Game ever

Ohh this boi just mariused his way to victory

by paulboi December 28, 2016

When you're doing sex with someone but you realise they are a 40 year old boomer.

He sexually abused my uwu, he's a real Didrik, Louw and Marius.
The police said "Watch out for that Didrik, Louw and Marius fucker".

by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022

A person who thinks he is a pickle or likes pickles; a person who is balding or is popular with women.

Jim ate all my dills!

Damn, he's a Marius.

by NotSkritori April 19, 2023

by Jan Pliszka April 19, 2018