My mom

My mom just screamed at me
by Kaiden34? June 01, 2022
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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 04, 2023
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 08, 2025
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On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying
On my moms I seen her yesterday.
by Anneliese A Santiago April 10, 2020
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(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool
Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂
by September 16, 2020
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