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lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.
I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.
by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025
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Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces
PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger
by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019
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Fear Linger

That feeling you get when you just got done with a sweaty dump session and you have to go back in for round two.
That curry chimichanga had be fear linger all day
by Tink-R Certified November 7, 2018
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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mepo linger

that cheez-it is sooo mepo linger!!
by magikarp7454 February 9, 2010
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Linger smell

It is THE MOST versatile word in the english language. You can literally use it to replace any word.
"This movie is linger smell"
"Pass that linger smell"
by Nokaisaloser July 8, 2019
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