Kirsten

Kirsten is quite simply one of the best people you will ever meet. Please, consider yourself lucky to be able to meet her. Don’t let her get away. Kirsten has lovely chocolate brown eyes and curly brown hair. her widows peak ties her beautifully symmetrical face into a perfectly wrapped gift. Every conversation with a Kirsten is a present. Every band competition or winter-guard competition you spend hanging out, brings moments of true happiness. You’ll wish you’d known her your entire life. Her sense of humor brings a smile to the face of anyone. She is wonderfully mature and fun at the same time. Not to mention her amazing art skills. All around her you’ll see her artistic gifts she’s presented our world. She will hem a dress better than any grandma every could. Kirsten is an amazing friend you should never, ever let slip out of your hands.

Kirtsten is such a beautifully talented person.

I am so very sorry to have lost a Kirsten.

by LUUUUUUCAS April 10, 2020

Kirsten

A person who deifnatley is probalbly blonde, likes to have a good time, hyper, clutsy, and beautiful

P1: Did you see that girl over there?
p2: Yeah she was a total Kirsten

by That's My Name Up There :D December 15, 2010

kirsten lynch

The thickest human being ever. She is from croton and she is the Beyoncé or thickness.

Her ass is huge... it’s soooo Kirsten lynch

by Thatthickbitch May 29, 2019

Kirsten

Kirsten is the baddest bitch around. She will out drink you on any day that end with a y. She is a crazy ass mofo with the thickest juiciest ass around. She is compared to Albert Einstein because she’s so smart.

Damn Kirsten has a juicy ass. What a bad bitch!

by Sleezyk October 6, 2020

Dirty Karsen

When you fuck a girl with a laundry hamper then yeet her out the window wearing a dog collar

Hey man you brother just gave me a dirty karsen!! 😘

by Louis Pickledaddy October 23, 2020

Kirsten

Kirsten is so beautiful and gorgeous. Sometimes I look and get lost in her eyes😉
She is the coolest person around and you will love her before you even know her. You may think that you can run faster than her but you can’t. So there’s the truth my bros

Kirsten is wayyy faster than everyone else on the planet!!

by Good morning123456789 June 26, 2019

Did a Kirsten

Doing / did a Kirsten is the abitly to fall over or off something that is usually considered safe and risk free.

He was walking down the shopping aisle and did a Kirsten, then ended up in Accident and Emergency.

by Paulsonthemove October 24, 2020