by John timmonthy March 14, 2017
Although he can be a total asshole to people he’s really there for others. He’s a shoulder to cry on and a good listener. He’kk make fun of you from time to time but he never fails to put a smile on your face. Any girl will be lucky to have him but once you mess up that’s it you lost him. He has a great personality but doesn’t really think he does. He thinks he’s fucked up but he’s really not. Joseph is one of the best friends you could ever have even though they annoy you sometimes. Joseph also goes through a lot so cut him some slack. He also doesn’t really talk unless he’s close friends with you. He will fight someone if they hurt his close friends and doesn’t care about what happens. If you meet a Joseph don’t let him walk out of your life.
If he isn’t a Joseph get rid of him
P1:Hey look it’s that asshole Joseph
P2:Joseph isn’t an asshole he’s the nicest person I met
Girl1: damn did you see Joseph today?
Girl2:yea I wish I hadn’t takin him for granted
P1:Hey look it’s that asshole Joseph
P2:Joseph isn’t an asshole he’s the nicest person I met
Girl1: damn did you see Joseph today?
Girl2:yea I wish I hadn’t takin him for granted
by Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww100 January 10, 2019
by Graceffa January 31, 2017
(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.
I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
Don't be josephing me like that.
I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
by Awesome bass guy July 01, 2014
A man forged by the hands of god himself. The rays from the sun follow him when he walks. Rain stops when he goes outside. Baby’s stop crying when they see him. Birds chirp when he wakes up. He can fix anything by looking at it. Women flock to him and men pray to be him. Teeth as white as ivory and eyes that glimmer like polished diamonds. When he orders pizza they know his voice instantly.
Pizza place: hello thank you for calling dominos...
Joseph: hi id like to ord......
Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!
Joseph: hi id like to ord......
Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!
by Jostuff January 27, 2019
The greatest person you will ever meet Joseph is the kind of dude to not have much but still love you with everything he’s got. Joseph has got a personality and the perfect person to date. He is the funny guy that will do pick-up lines to you all the time just to make you laugh even if they are bad. Whenever you are down Joseph is always there to help you. Anyone would be lucky to be able to date a Joseph Joseph is the kind of guy to be shy and nervous on dates but will still make it fun and makes your night. He will try to call you 24/7 and show you a lot of love and always be loyal. You are the luckiest person if you ever date or are friends with a joseph
“Hey did you see him”
“Omg he is amazing I wonder what his name is”
“I bet it Joseph because of the great personality”
“Omg he is amazing I wonder what his name is”
“I bet it Joseph because of the great personality”
by UwUgirl24 November 12, 2019