asylum attic

crazy brain, loco en la cabeza

Myles has an asylum attic if he thinks that girl will reply to 4 hours of non-stop chats. Dude you're nuts.

by xoferD January 14, 2010

Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

by pennypops123 January 31, 2021

Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023