Iceland

The awesomest band with the hottest guitarist; the most adorable, coolest drummer; and the Varnonest keyboardist. They play the best music that rocks my face off.

Iceland is your master.

by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014

Iceland

Where legends are born

Iceland is ice-e

by TheLegendFromIceland June 17, 2018

The Iceland Good-bye

When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.

This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.

by Fashion Nova May 1, 2023

iceland

A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).

My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...

by OllieKickFlip December 28, 2005

Iceland

A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.

Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.

by SouthAsia February 7, 2008