iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.

My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Icelandic Trailer

you put your dick in a nice ice cold bath, to almost the point of frostbite, and then you put it into a trailer garage (which is a vagina) or or or that or anal, either one, which then allows for arousal through temperature play, make sure that dick is ice cold, straight Icelandic cold.

he gave her the good old Icelandic trailer

by insertcreativeuername February 22, 2025

Icelandic Vagina

Contrary to the popular belief, does not mean pika but is simply a vagina from Iceland.

Friends: "Hahaha you're an Icelandic Vagina."

Pika: "I am not!" *yells furiously*

by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016

Icelandic Papercut

When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.

"I just gave myself an Icelandic Papercut this other day"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

Iceland Plumber

An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.

by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017

Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.

"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."

by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025