The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
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Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.
"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"
by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 21, 2009
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Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022
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Hymen Hoe

A woman typically in her late teens or early 20s that has a lot of sexual interactions but keeps her vaginal virginity intact as a coping mechanism for her loss of self respect.
Guy 1: hey I heard Tiffany blew the whole football team

Guy 2: yea she never lets anyone hit tho, she a hymen hoe
by Dilf August 18, 2021
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Mind Hymen

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."
by The8-BitZulu August 29, 2011
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hymenated word

A play on "hyphenated" word, a hymenated word is one you gotta bust open to get to the true meaning of it.
"Boy, I don't have a clue what you just said. You must be usin one of them hymenated words again that I'm gonna need to bust open to understand."
by sunlips December 20, 2017
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buh-hymen

IF have a buh-hymen till you get boned is the ass. Once you loose your ass virgiinity, you no longer have a buh-hymen.
Lol, I totally hammered this virgin guys ass and broke his buh-hymen in. Boom protein everywhere!
by Misc Man November 14, 2007
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