The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.

The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.

"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"

by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009

buh-hymen

IF have a buh-hymen till you get boned is the ass. Once you loose your ass virgiinity, you no longer have a buh-hymen.

Lol, I totally hammered this virgin guys ass and broke his buh-hymen in. Boom protein everywhere!

by Misc Man December 10, 2007

Bustah Hymen

The name of your daughters first boyfriend

"Hey Dad this is my boyfriend"
"Oh what's his name "Bustah Hymen?"

by NotSoDoogin November 7, 2016

hymenated word

A play on "hyphenated" word, a hymenated word is one you gotta bust open to get to the true meaning of it.

"Boy, I don't have a clue what you just said. You must be usin one of them hymenated words again that I'm gonna need to bust open to understand."

by sunlips April 21, 2018

spicy hymen

A spicy hymen is what Taimane has betweeen her legs

“Flow help me!”

“What T?”

“My hymen is so spicy! It’s unbelievable”

“Taimane has a spicy hymen!”

by dolandick January 10, 2018

Hymen's Hallway

The term for a woman's vaginal entrance.

Hey Frank! Last night I stuck it in the hymen's hallway

by TheFishHunter September 18, 2017