Hot Pocket 

A food
And or a wet vagina.

do you hate it when you gotta shave your hot pocket?
Get your hand off of my hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by TrevG January 9, 2011

Hot pocket 

A Hot pocket is a white guy that wears a red hat all the time, Who is an asshole

"Hordan is a Hot pocket"

Hot pocket by Khan Mcpoop February 17, 2014

Hot Pocket 

A term for either a really, really, hot tasty food or a condom filled with warm shit for later pleasurable use.

Damn I just love eating these hot pockets!

Last night I used a hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by Hot pocket guy6653765 January 6, 2014

hot pocket 

a pocket on your being that has drugs or something illegal in it

a slang term so that you could warn someone that your in possession of something that your not suppose to have

hey nigga wanna skip class?

nah, i dont wana risk gettin caught cuz i got hot pockets

hot pocket by jc50 October 14, 2008

hot pocket 

when a girls farts and the hot air creeps in between her pussy lips and stays there for a while.

When Tabby's hot pocket finally came out, it smelled like cabbage!

hot pocket by lazy one January 22, 2009

Hot Pocket 

The art of passing wind while your significant other or any other male or female is going down on you. This obviously creates a "hot pocket" and the maker of this pocket should then hold in his captive.

While getting some brain I gave my gf a hot pocket.

Hot Pocket by Rian S May 13, 2005

Hot Pocket 

give the girl laxatives then have anal sex

i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket

Hot Pocket by frolll May 21, 2009