Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.
Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge
by buttern1ps January 14, 2020
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out
by Wypipo whisperer November 30, 2020
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Fruit Loop Dingus

Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."
by JDB03 September 02, 2021
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Fruits Your Loops

If something Fruits your loops it makes you feel good, happy, or content.
Do whatever makes you happy, whatever Fruits Your Loops!
by Unstopy October 14, 2022
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fruit loops special

the act of sticking your penis into a fruit loop and wearing a toucan costume
i can’t wait to go home and do the fruit loops special with my wife witch i so need.
by aldo2cool February 02, 2025
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Fruit Looped

The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.
I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.
by Alaska9 July 08, 2023
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