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doofus malibu

Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them
Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him
by Thank God For Police March 17, 2022
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Doofus

A doofus is someone you'll end up punching into the ocean so make sure you are smart about what boyfriend or girlfriend u have cos if it's a doofus things are gonna get messy. I'm just sayin!!!😶🤤😛
I hate you doofus

Eat your anus and cake hole....that way you'll learn a lesson
by Mr Dude Guy ! January 17, 2021
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Doofus

A name you give a guy you have a gay crush on
You big doofus your pretty
by Latinxuser July 21, 2025
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Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
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Doofus Bagoofus

A person in a management role, usually director level or higher, who thinks that they walk on water.
by ReelWorlds February 16, 2025
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