Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.
1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.
by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009
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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'
You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp
by RocknRollQueen May 24, 2006
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1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009
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Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.
I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.
by CirckleK May 23, 2023
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damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 12, 2018
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