Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021

skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023

The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).

Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.

by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024

Joey constant

one who likes to yell as if they are tough but when someone gets serious back at them they become a pussy.
Cuz he’s a bitchass😂

He’s a pussy, we should call him joey constant.

by ...;)... June 20, 2018

Hegmann's Constant

The Hermanns constant 532nm, which corresponds to the wavelength of light from a green laser pointer. Denoted as lambda_h

"Using Hegmann's constant, determine the energy of a photon from a green laser pointer"

by ThePilot22 March 31, 2023

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018