Congress

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.

Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.

by Raylord666 May 25, 2022

Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022