Clyde

The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed

Person 1: Wow look over there!

Person 2: He's such a Clyde!

by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020

Clyde

The title in which a fellow vlouser is addressed by.

Ay!! How many people did you kill today Decider Clyde?

by Pope Clyde July 1, 2022

Clyde

mid-17C-19C Someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards.
1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.
1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.
1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.
1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.

mid-17C-19C Did you see that guy? He was definitely a Clyde. Why would he bang a random girl?!

by The Definitonator December 13, 2017

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.

You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!

by Stilltrill February 19, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

clyde

genuinly so goddamn cool, hes cool, has alot of bitches and alot of rizz. you cant say hes not cool youve got some competition

clyde is so cool and amazing, i cant believe im friends with him.

by notsomeonewhosnamedclyde April 29, 2023