Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.

1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.

- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

by Del Addy March 10, 2011

Clunge Jungle

Where a lady has an abnormally hairy clunge.

I just couldn't penetrate that Clunge Jungle!

by Hamish the Amazing January 2, 2009

moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.

That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"

by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016

Clunge Plug

A tampon

It belongs in the Axe wound. The girl says to her friend "hey can i borrow a clunge plug to put in my axe wound , i seem to have run out"

by TinyTodger February 27, 2011

clunge fest

A group of fit young woman and teenage girls. Example. I'll find a hot tub full of fit girls it'll be a clunge fest. Clunge means vagina

Last night was great it was a proper clunge fest

by the banter October 10, 2014

Clunge muncher

Someone who loves to munch Clunge ( Fanny )

Colby: Shut up Llyr you clunge muncher

Llyr: Fuck off Colby I’m not a Clunge muncher

Colby: Tell that to Chem Dell’s clunge Mr. OneLick

by DaveDorgans May 31, 2018