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Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012
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Charity

Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.
The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people. Of course they were going to keep claiming to be trustworthy, it was to their advantage to do so, that was what kept them in business.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020
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pseudo-charity

Noun

1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)

2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.

The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.

I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.

2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
by a pseudo nym October 27, 2017
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charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.
Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.
by MikeWW January 7, 2004
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Charity

the coolest chick you could ever meet. Beautiful, brilliant, peaceful, down to earth, and wicked sweet. also the greatest and most loyal friend you could ever have. People are totally jealous of her awesomeness and her kick-ass personality. Many people wish they were as fly as this girl but they never will be. you may feel threatened or intimidated by charity... you should. she could take you out in a heartbeat.
person 1 : whoa check out that chick. she's almost as cool as charity.
person 2: pshh no one's as cool as charity
by alskdjfhg May 6, 2008
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Chasity Sharp

by yoyoyo0 January 7, 2009
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Charity

Broke people who are too lazy to do a damn thing, they always rely on the government to give them money.
Carl: DONATE TO CHARITY!
Bob: What makes you think that people are gonna donate to those lazy fuckers?
Carl: People who have a heart!!!
Bob: Well I guess I don't have a heart then.
by Nickname7585 November 7, 2015
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