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by Hoopin doctor February 12, 2022
Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 04, 2021
A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.
by coolmama7668292 March 03, 2022
Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 09, 2010
by Lea232323 January 15, 2019
Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing
by Aandavan February 17, 2021