boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015

boiling whirl

Multiple ropes of spunk swirling around in a hot tub at any local hourly hot tub rental establishment

I was terrified to use the hot tub due to the fear of the boiling whirl.

by Gritty Kitty 4 November 18, 2016

ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil

Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!

by GIL18 February 6, 2018

Barry boiling

When something is too hot/at boiling point. Could refer to boiling water, or hot weather etc. The brother of “Luke warm”

“Omg this water is Barry boiling” “ey pal the weather is Barry boiling!

by Youwhat November 23, 2020

Dry-Boiled

When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.

Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.

by Hel1234 February 24, 2011