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Blanche

The word "Blanche" means to cringe to the point of involuntary physical reaction. It is the extreme end of cringing. For example, you might say "I Blanched when I saw the TLC's first kiss video" The word "Blanche" can also be used as a verb to describe the act of causing someone to have this ungodly reaction. For example, you might say "His terrible jokes always make me Blanche" Overall, the word "Blanche" is a strong and vivid way to describe a negative involuntary traumatic emotional reaction.
Brie: "OMG did you see the tiktok Jordan posted about her crush on Joe Biden??"
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*
by Nebaiot December 11, 2022
mugGet the Blanchemug.

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
by King_rar March 8, 2025
mugGet the Bum Blanched Boomerangmug.

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