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alissa

badass girl who loves being a baddie
yeah alissa is such a baddie , she loves watching murder documentaries
by wheels on the bus March 24, 2023
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Alissa is a catfish, never go for her because she lies about what she looks like on twitter and then goes and dates everyone else you know. She eventually will get caught and exposed and make a different account so she can keep catfishing on it.
"Alissa catfished Bryce and then left twitter after being called out for it."
by BlazeReepers February 3, 2020
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ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.
ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*
by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023
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Alissa

She is a hoe ass bitch that cheats on who she dates or doesn’t care about at all
Alissa is a hoe
by Webbbaajannqmozkbwosmd February 11, 2020
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alissa daood

A beautiful girl who will have a huge glow up and before the glow up she was a beautiful young girl and she is hot af and she is to hot and she is so beautiful
by Speaking the truth:) June 23, 2020
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Alissa

OMG I Alissa is the #1 p in the game
by pineapple express103.5 February 24, 2022
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Alissa

an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
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