‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’
by SwissMinty February 22, 2025
Get the Doing a John Opkins mug."I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"
by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025
Get the Pulling a John mug.The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.
Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.
Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.
Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.
by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022
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