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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007
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breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.
by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013
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They did surgery on a grape

by Oioi4 December 9, 2018
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Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun
Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...
by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020
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Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.
Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.
by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019
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Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye
Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.
by Giiza June 1, 2010
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They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".
I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape
by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018
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