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Wal-Mart UT Fan

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010
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Woods Cross, UT

A suburb of Salt lake City, and also the underdog of bountiful city. Believed to be the hood although crime rates are higher in bountiful, wealthier bountiful citizens just believe that woods cross is ghetto because their rich butts are arrogant and to mentally challenged to acknowledge that it is only the more average middle class that live in woods cross and not actual trashy people. Woods cross was actually rated one of the best places to live near salt lake because of its short commute to slc and is one of the safest most family friendly communities on the Wasatch front. It also has affordable land compared to Neighboring suburbs north salt lake and bountiful. In reality this middle class community only gets a bad name from the ignorant and arrogant upper class of the surrounding communities. If you want to see real white trash go check out the foxboro subdivision of North salt lake or check out west Bountiful city.
Man: where are you from?
Woman: Woods Cross, UT
Man: Hoods Cross?
Woman: *leaves*
by TurtleTown27 January 2, 2019
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Woods Cross, UT

Suburb of Salt Lake City, known primarily for its oil refineries, Utah's largest white trash Mormon population, drug manufacturing facilities, and desperate attempts to boost its self esteem. In recent years it has made a bid to merge with neighboring Bountiful in an attempt to improve its image. The air can be chewed and the water comes recycled from Salt Lake City's waste management plant. The streets are extensions of people's driveways, where people work on cars, sunbathe, and have church parties. The one good thing to be said about Woods Cross is that the people living there make no pretenses that they are above gutter level. A person can be a life-long member of the Mormon Church and a native born Utahan and still go to Woods Cross and experience culture shock.
Interviewer: Address?
Interviewee: Woods Cross, UT. W-O-O-D-S C-R-O-S-S
Interviewer: Yeah, but normal people don't live there. That means you are a whacked out Mormon or just plain whacked out.
by bluehairedfarmer July 13, 2012
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