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turtles

"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"
by Triangle April 17, 2007
mugGet the turtlesmug.

turtle

Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.
She put the groceries in the turtle of the car.
by Kathy SE January 13, 2008
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Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009
mugGet the Turtledmug.

Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best
Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now
by turtlelover71 June 4, 2018
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Turtling

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.
I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.
by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022
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Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws
by Spring time July 7, 2020
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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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