Collar Trader

An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.
Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.
by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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soul trader

Self-sacrificing sole-trader business
So you'd be a soul trader.
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Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.
John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...
by Defi Domus March 19, 2023
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day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship
yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning
by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021
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Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose
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impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret
“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”
by editorfanpage April 08, 2023
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