Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019