wealth surfer

Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.

Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.

by Dow30000 September 19, 2020

Gorge Surfer

One who licks in between the butt cheeks of a companion.

"You are truly a Gorge Surfer if you know what it is like to have a morsel of human fecal matter fall on your tongue."

by PouponMe March 14, 2010

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

Spectrum Surfer

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.

what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.

by elguapoindustries January 8, 2016

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011

cock surfer

someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another

Example:

"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009