Shiv

A person with an intellect higher than your mind can possibly perceive, and who usually tends to be narcissistic.
"Damn man you sound like a Shiv right now dog"
by Malcolm_Kershaw December 26, 2017
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It's a Indian white boy who is a midget and can't pull any bitches cause he is way too ugly he is shut at everything in life, he is shit at studies, sports, pulling bitches but he is cause of him there are more girls left for us
Look at that guy there who got rejected by that girl he is definitely a shiv
by Zack effron 6996 November 30, 2023
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A young lad with a big cock who repeatedly pounds a women/girls ass as if his cock were to be a knife and usually finds women with a big ass

Sometimes is homophobic
I am gonna be a shiv tonight.
by Dr. Timothy April 11, 2019
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A tall friendly guy who gets girls and has a huge dick so be prepared
Omg I wish my dick was as big as shiv’s
by Shiv batra November 19, 2020
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i am a shiv
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Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.

But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
by Troy Maggins November 09, 2019
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