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pterodactyl teacup

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022
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pterodactyl

The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.
That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.
by lil miss awkward January 8, 2014
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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Pterodactyl

A boneless chicken wing. Slang term from Boston, as per urban legend originated from the idea that “ptero” means wing and “dactyl” means finger, in Ancient Greek
“Dude you wanna chicken wing
“Bro that’s not a wing, that shit’s a pterodactyl!”
by nombredeusuario February 12, 2024
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Your pterodactyl

Another version for 'your mom'
A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "
by Luck7ess November 2, 2022
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pterodactyl teacup

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022
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Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022
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