Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

pterodactyl teacup

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin

" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.

by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020

Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it

My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

Pink Pterodactyl

A really skilled football (soccer) team. Especially one that can do spin kicks and other tricks to score goals to beat other teams. The term is a reference to the rarity of such a creature existing or ever being seen in the wild.

Person 1: "You hear we have play that pink pterodactyl?"

Person 2: "What! No! I hate losing and the unnecessary spin kicks to score goals is just salt in the wound."
Person 1: "Seriously, I hate playing pink pterodactyls"

by Pink Pterodactyl August 13, 2025

Pterodactyl

This word is a state that represents the beastly being your significant other turns into when they are hungry and you don't feed them in an appropriate amount of time. This is characterized by a change in mood to include a shift from pleasant to irrationally irritable. Note: foaming at the mouth is a distinct possibility and at this point you should approach with caution. Note 2: this state can be rectified to normal homeostasis by feeding the pterodactyl.

I can tell it's time to get some dinner, she's turning into a pterodactyl.

by Spencer53115 October 7, 2015

Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024