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This isn't one of those times

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Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
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Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.
by not a normal man December 8, 2024
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One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
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Shackie one time

When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!

or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.
example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.

example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?
by Abtrainowtheeast January 14, 2011
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one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever
1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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