A fat McDonald’s Big Mac and likes to eat for days he wants to eat you and fuck your dog don’t let him get near him
What a bitch Lachlan is
by Big Shaq Brudda May 29, 2019

by YOLITKID October 27, 2020

Person 1. I am going to the beach
Person 2. Are you going with Lachlan
Person 1. Yes
Person 2. You will get all the ladies and have a great time
Person 2. Are you going with Lachlan
Person 1. Yes
Person 2. You will get all the ladies and have a great time
by PHD DPE November 6, 2019

by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017

Lachlan is a rectangle, he is seen in kindergarten books like 'the big mean rectangle man' (he is a paedophile). Lachlan plays a very gay game called division 2. He is a gamer and brings his mouse pad too school like a fucking idiot. At lunch he chases kids. Lachlan attempts at selling little kids genitals on the black market. Lachlan is actually featured on Mr. Maker as the big red rectangle.
by jozime September 13, 2020
