charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020

Charlie Brown

The act of pouring an espresso shot into someone's ass and slurping it back out.

Be careful when Susan says she wants a Charlie Brown, she makes those espresso shots extra hot.

by Incogkneegrow August 10, 2019

Charlie Brown

Slang for Heroine, or Skag.

I never touch that Charlie Brown.

by 1701D May 16, 2022

Charlie Brown

The act of inserting a finger (or toe) into your partner's rectum without warning, often as good-natured retribution for minor arguments

"My wife wouldn't let me turn off that terrible TV show the kids were watching, so I gave her a Charlie Brown later as payback."

by Ryhh December 28, 2017

Charlie Brown

Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

by DannyBoyThePipesDoBeCallin November 02, 2023

charlie brown

If you have a poop that is nutty and smells slightly like peanuts

Guy1: Dude I shit my self
Guy2: What type?
Guy1: The old fashion charlie brown

by pixlepanda232 November 12, 2014

charlie brown syndrome

It refers to when someone talks and all you hear is wah wah, wah wah, wah wah. Like when an adult talked to Charlie Brown in the cartoon.

She talks so much I get Charlie Brown syndrome every time we have a conversation. I never hear a word she says.

by Madstabber November 06, 2015